The Green Land of Tildalandia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Matildnéni with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 8.361 billion family members are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hantos City. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tildalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,456 trillion Pengős a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 174,213 Pengős, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Supervisors in Tildalandia commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, and the best defense is a good fence. Crime is totally unknown. Tildalandia's national animal is the Cattle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Matildizmus.

Tildalandia is ranked 18,608^th in the world and 112^th in Forest for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,340.32 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.