The Costal Utopia of United States of Island land is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Bobby Robby with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.353 billion Islands are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Island City. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,124 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 152,993 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, Bobby Robby reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Island land's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gaming.

United States of Island land is ranked 5,360^th in the world and 103^rd in 10000 Islands for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 59.47 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.