The Sacred Reich of Nuremburgia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Someone with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.265 billion Nuremburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dumpsville. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuremburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,235 trillion Turds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,395 Turds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuremburgia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nuremburgia is ranked 114,273^rd in the world and 264^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,291.41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.