The Kingdom of Guyana Francese is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 495 million Guyana Franceseans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cayenne | Remire-Montjoly. The average income tax rate is 40.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyana Francesean economy, worth 50.5 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,076 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyana Francese's national animal is the Bees, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Guyana Francese is ranked 150,702^nd in the world and 391^st in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 428.32 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.