The World World Census
The Most Cheerful Citizens in the World
The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Kingdom of Kaigi | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.” | |
2. | The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.” | |
3. | The United Socialist States of Span | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “We Own Y'all!” | |
4. | The Empire of Corsaria | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Personal sacrifice for the betterment of all.” | |
5. | The Republic of Kyupaa | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “O, Wind, if Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?” | |
6. | The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “To Dream the Impossible Dream” | |
7. | The Fielzão of Timao | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Timão Eô!” | |
8. | The Dystopic World Nation of Omegadrax | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Happy Citizens. Happy Businesses. Happy Nation.” | |
9. | The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “A Starbucks and weed dispensary on every corner!” | |
10. | The N-Space Compression of Luna Amore | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Conservative State of Emergency | “If there were a premium to be paid on bad ideas, I'd want drilling rights to your head.” |