The Empire of Zuuri is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Taari Tagayama with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 13.755 billion Zuurians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sokar. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Zuurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,337 trillion Rins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,272 Rins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official Zuurian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, decades-serving politicians are now both out of touch and out of time, it is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive, and three extra hay bales are rolled into Zuuri's gold vaults every year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zuuri's national animal is the Cardinal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zuuri is ranked 168,796^th in the world and 33^rd in The Free Nations Region for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 220.7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.