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Best Weather: 1,603rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,272ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,412th
The Sunny Land of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Live under the sun, lay under the palm trees
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Moka Pamplemousses

Population6.787 billion

CapitalOld Moka Port
LeaderTaek Chibuike

Animaldodo bird

The Sunny Land of Moka Pamplemousses is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Taek Chibuike with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.787 billion mokes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Moka Port. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient mokian economy, worth 788 trillion toupies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,248 toupies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, citizens select which government department gets their income tax toupies each year, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime is totally unknown. Moka Pamplemousses's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Moka Pamplemousses is ranked 24,416th in the world and 31st in The Free Nations Region for Highest Economic Output, with 788 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Best Weather: 1,603rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,272ndTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,412thMost Pacifist: 2,429thMost Influential: 2,562ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,566thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,903rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,057thNicest Citizens: 3,093rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,309thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,346thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,348thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,667thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,957thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,270thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,710thSafest: 4,745thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,911thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,948thHealthiest Citizens: 5,010thMost Inclusive: 5,479thMost Cultured: 5,691stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,691stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,614thMost Developed: 7,085thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,818thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,666thSmartest Citizens: 9,850thLargest Governments: 11,106thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,251stTop
Nudest: 12,041stLowest Crime Rates: 14,024thMost Secular: 14,055thMost Income Equality: 17,878thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,468thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,268thMost Efficient Economies: 23,296th
Best Weather: 4th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 36th in the region

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