Population | 3.291 billion |
Capital | Reynhail |
Leader | Unychtosh |
Faith | REIH WOUNDERHALIS |
Currency | kaizer |
Animal | wolf |
The Constitutional Monarchy of ZitKaizer is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Unychtosh with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.291 billion ZitKaizerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reynhail. The average income tax rate is 79.8%.
The frighteningly efficient ZitKaizerian economy, worth 418 trillion kaizers a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,214 kaizers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Newspapers are celebrating Unychtosh saving over a million cats from trees, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ZitKaizer's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is REIH WOUNDERHALIS.
ZitKaizer is ranked 274,940th in the world and 10,057th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -275.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : ZitKaizer voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Following new legislation in ZitKaizer, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out.
- : Following new legislation in ZitKaizer, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
- : Following new legislation in ZitKaizer, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
- : ZitKaizer was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in ZitKaizer, newspapers are celebrating Unychtosh saving over a million cats from trees.
- : Following new legislation in ZitKaizer, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in ZitKaizer, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.
- : Following new legislation in ZitKaizer, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning.
- : Following new legislation in ZitKaizer, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 8 » Tethys 13, Cretanja, Arkadia Universalis, Federation of the Resentine Kingdom, Kharostia, Jamil Federations, Gub Kur Gana Dadag, and Scarpland.