The República Popular Democrátic of Zambianka is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by ERIK with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.375 billion Zambianoes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zambiza. The average income tax rate is 50.3%.

The powerhouse Zambiankan economy, worth 111 trillion Zambiandas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,352 Zambiandas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', Zambiankan watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zambianka's national animal is the Capivara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zambianka is ranked 49,506^th in the world and 730^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.44 law-abiding acts per hour.