The Greyscale Magi-Monk of Wintermoot is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Inric Nordrim Kestar with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 22.527 billion Wintermootians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wintermoot City. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Wintermootian economy, worth a remarkable 4,369 trillion nothings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 193,988 nothings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wintermoot's national animal is the nothing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wintermoot is ranked 3,922^nd in the world and 9^th in Wintreath for Smartest Citizens, with 146.95 quips per hour.