The MEant to be called DogeLand of Hw123 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by quandale dingle with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 2.817 billion Hw123ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WHERESTHEDOGE. The average income tax rate is 41.0%.

The powerhouse Hw123ian economy, worth 261 trillion DOGEcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,799 DOGEcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, and running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hw123's national animal is the SHIBA INU, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a stupid religion.

Hw123 is ranked 174,804^th in the world and 7^th in United Powers for Most Primitive, scoring -67.62 on the Scary Big Number Scale.