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Rudest Citizens: 3,367thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,591stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,171st
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Free Separatists of New Columbia

Population2.529 billion

CapitalTir na nOg
LeaderRonald Grump

CurrencyBitcred
AnimalJaguar

The Confederacy of Free Separatists of New Columbia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ronald Grump with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.529 billion Columbian Separatists enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tir na nOg. The average income tax rate is 16.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Free Separatists of New Columbian economy, worth 353 trillion Bitcreds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,858 Bitcreds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tir Na NOg Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years, Ronald Grump's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, pledging just four hours of spare time to police work earns a named credit on the government's official website, and everyone hates people who encourage hate. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Free Separatists of New Columbia's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Free Separatists of New Columbia is ranked 60,659th in the world and 69th in Wintreath for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 226,551 Standard Monetary Units.

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Rudest Citizens: 3,367thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,591stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,171stLargest Retail Industry: 7,219thMost Influential: 7,704thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,729thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,524thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,876thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,236thSmartest Citizens: 14,415thTop
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Most Inclusive: 17,768thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,832ndHighest Average Incomes: 19,389thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,431stMost Secular: 25,186thMost Developed: 26,451stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27,379thHighest Food Quality: 27,735th
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Rudest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionNudest: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 31st in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 36th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Free Separatists of New Columbia, everyone hates people who encourage hate.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Separatists of New Columbia, pledging just four hours of spare time to police work earns a named credit on the government's official website.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Separatists of New Columbia, Ronald Grump's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Separatists of New Columbia, Tir Na NOg Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Separatists of New Columbia, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Separatists of New Columbia, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Free Separatists of New Columbian mussels the biggest in Wintreath.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Separatists of New Columbia, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Separatists of New Columbia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Separatists of New Columbia, newspapers are running a front-page picture of Ronald Grump holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Separatists of New Columbia, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.

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