The 𝕾קคςє-𝕿เ๓є 𝕵ย๓קєг of Bhadno is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Ellenþégn with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.276 billion Bhadnoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sprickahem. The average income tax rate is 75.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bhadnoan economy, worth 720 trillion Doubloons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,647 Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, and forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bhadno's national animal is the Robo-beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Soggism.

Bhadno is ranked 196,829^th in the world and 94^th in Wintreath for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 33,888.69 Standard Monetary Units.