General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 19.26 billion |
| Capital | Borough of the Town Beside the Sea |
| Leader | Prince Zackery Carlisle |
| Faith | Church of Townside |
| Currency | Townsider Kilogramme Silver |
| Animal | Enfield |
The Principality of Townside is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Prince Zackery Carlisle with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 19.26 billion Townsiders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Borough of the Town Beside the Sea. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Townside economy, worth a remarkable 5,073 trillion Townsider Kilogramme Silvers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 263,444 Townsider Kilogramme Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Townside as 'your finger, you fool', children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, government election advice reads like a restaurant menu, and government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Townside's national animal is the Enfield, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Townside.
Townside is ranked 10,703rd in the world and 8th in The Western Isles for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,770.52 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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The United Partitions, 
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Great Altera, 
Wangano, 
Kaskalma, 
Nhoor, 
The Kayevies, 
Amestrris, 
Tara Ika, 
Vancouvia, 
Northern Estrian Islands, 
Baqar, 
Xokalderix, 
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Balervia, 
Xaddia, and 
Corindia.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Townside, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Townside, government election advice reads like a restaurant menu.
- : Following new legislation in Townside, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
- : Following new legislation in Townside, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Townside as 'your finger, you fool'.
- : Following new legislation in Townside, foreign nationals who stumble near Townside are harbingers of war.
- : Following new legislation in Townside, people with dyslexia are told to tough through it.
- : Townside was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Townside, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
- : Following new legislation in Townside, the nation's space program is doxxing the planet.
- : Following new legislation in Townside, entomologists flock to Borough of the Town Beside the Sea for its remarkable gadfly population.
