The Queendom of The Hard Part is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Regina Aemalia with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 22.998 billion Hard Partians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dickensville. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hard Partian economy, worth a remarkable 4,481 trillion Weiners a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,863 Weiners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, light entertainment isn't dead, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and the newest shade developed by The Hard Part's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'. Crime is totally unknown. The Hard Part's national animal is the Echidna, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

The Hard Part is ranked 331,297^th in the world and 13^th in Equinox for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -32.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.