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Largest Gambling Industry: 818thHighest Crime Rates: 1,186thMost Armed: 1,730th
The Retired Kingdom of
Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians
If we cannot do it, then it cannot be done.
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Griffin Parker

Population31.112 billion

CapitalParker City
LeaderGriffin Caedus

Currencygriff
Animalsquirrel

The Retired Kingdom of Griffin Parker is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Griffin Caedus with an even hand, and notable for its fear of technology, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 31.112 billion Griffin Parkerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parker City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Griffin Parkerian economy, worth a remarkable 4,856 trillion griffs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 156,093 griffs, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Tensions between the young and old have risen to record levels, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Griffin Parker's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Griffin Parker is ranked 51,632nd in the world and 13th in Equinox for Most Stationary, with 862.26296898468 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 818thHighest Crime Rates: 1,186thMost Armed: 1,730thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,871stLargest Black Market: 2,691stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,466thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,578thLargest Populations: 3,917thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,957thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,470thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,066thHealthiest Citizens: 8,234thMost Avoided: 8,269thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,467thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,339thMost Cultured: 11,731stSmartest Citizens: 13,504thHighest Food Quality: 13,782ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,209thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,756thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,866thMost Developed: 18,599thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,904thHighest Average Incomes: 20,031stMost Beautiful Environments: 23,360thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,542nd
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Griffin Parker was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Griffin Parker was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Griffin Parker was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Griffin Parker was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Griffin Parker's influence in Equinox rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Griffin Parker's influence in Equinox fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Griffin Parker was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Griffin Parker's influence in Equinox rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Griffin Parker was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Griffin Parker was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.

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