The Emerald Green Forest of Ceapoyce is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cea Cerulean with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and lack of airports. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 17.65 billion Ceapoyceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Environment, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aureasilva. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ceapoycean economy, worth a remarkable 1,317 trillion Forest Dimes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 74,673 Forest Dimes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists, and jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment. Crime is totally unknown. Ceapoyce's national animal is the Citrine-Furred Raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Worshipping of the Earth.

Ceapoyce is ranked 330,371^st in the world and 13^th in Equinox for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -24.77 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.