The Queendom of Tinkleflaps is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.312 billion Tinkleflapsians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Niffstipples. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Tinkleflapsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,327 trillion Tampaxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Trout Farming. Average income is 81,374 Tampaxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, and people take government jobs for the frequent flier miles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tinkleflaps's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Tinkleflaps is ranked 7,281st in the world and 5th in Equinox for Most Stationary, with 2,738.01895600008 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Tinkleflaps, people take government jobs for the frequent flier miles.
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Tinkleflaps, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
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Tinkleflaps, weekends are spent tilting at windmills.
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Tinkleflaps was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
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Tinkleflaps voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
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Tinkleflaps, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals.
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Tinkleflaps, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
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Tinkleflaps, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness.
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Tinkleflaps, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study.
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Tinkleflaps was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » The Hard Part and
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