The United Kingdoms of Stotecia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Rohsel with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.831 billion Stotecians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teisoca. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stotecian economy, worth 639 trillion Charlonian Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 166,864 Charlonian Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomats miss flights while wandering Teisoca Airport's endless art maze, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away, black gold is looking more brown these days, and no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stotecia's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Helioism.

Stotecia is ranked 236,942^nd in the world and 45^th in The United Federations for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.1 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.