The New Republic of Cevlaia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Cev irl with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.774 billion Cevlaians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windia. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cevlaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,748 trillion 48 hour irrelevances a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,483 48 hour irrelevances, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one gossips with Cev irl during diplomatic summits, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cevlaia's national animal is the Ublosaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is dynamicism.

Cevlaia is ranked 10,772^nd in the world and 16^th in The United Federations for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,229.15 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.