The United Workers Federation of Aidviet Union is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Lana Del Rey with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.229 billion Aidviets enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morocky. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Aidviet economy, worth a remarkable 2,641 trillion Aidviet Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,629 Aidviet Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, dictators have dubbed Aidviet Union the land of lunatics, and the government is giving peace a chance. Crime is totally unknown. Aidviet Union's national animal is the Dachshund, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Aidviet Union is ranked 1,676^th in the world and 5^th in The United Federations for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 13,136.27 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.