The New United Socialist Random Empire
Population | 11.38 billion |
Capital | New Chancia Randomia |
Leader | Supereme Director Vladimir Random |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Random |
Animal | Platypus |
The Holy Random Nation of The New United Socialist Random Empire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Supereme Director Vladimir Random with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.38 billion New Randomians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chancia Randomia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Random economy, worth a remarkable 3,634 trillion Randoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 319,336 Randoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, helicopter parenting is on the rise, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New United Socialist Random Empire's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.
The New United Socialist Random Empire is ranked 13,126th in the world and 6th in The United Federations for Most Stationary, with 1,924.14819215548 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The New United Socialist Random Empire, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Following new legislation in The New United Socialist Random Empire, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
- : Following new legislation in The New United Socialist Random Empire, helicopter parenting is on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in The New United Socialist Random Empire, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
- : Following new legislation in The New United Socialist Random Empire, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Following new legislation in The New United Socialist Random Empire, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
- : Following new legislation in The New United Socialist Random Empire, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
- : Following new legislation in The New United Socialist Random Empire, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
- : Following new legislation in The New United Socialist Random Empire, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in The New United Socialist Random Empire, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 12 » Voopmont, Love League, Orasil, CommunistChina, Noyy, Xenmor, ILCB, Irunan Empire, The Zeon Republic, BJMShaw, Jeffreys WA Puppet, and Eastern Saponyu Ypsopace.