The Holy Random Nation of The New United Socialist Random Empire is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Supereme Director Vladimir Random with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, rampant corporate plagiarism, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.003 billion New Randomians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chancia Randomia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Random economy, worth a remarkable 1,236 trillion Randoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 247,089 Randoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'sing-a-long with Supereme Director Vladimir Random' album is a popular souvenir, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, contestants on The New United Socialist Random Empire's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New United Socialist Random Empire's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

The New United Socialist Random Empire is ranked 131,752^nd in the world and 81^st in The United Federations for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,158.35 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.