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Lowest Crime Rates: 225thMost Patriotic: 236thHighest Average Tax Rates: 540th
The Holy Random Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
We are the Random Ones, Join us or Perish
Influence
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / Administrative Assistant
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The New United Socialist Random Empire

Population11.38 billion

CapitalNew Chancia Randomia
LeaderSupereme Director Vladimir Random
FaithAtheism

CurrencyRandom
AnimalPlatypus

The Holy Random Nation of The New United Socialist Random Empire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Supereme Director Vladimir Random with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.38 billion New Randomians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chancia Randomia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Random economy, worth a remarkable 3,634 trillion Randoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 319,336 Randoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, helicopter parenting is on the rise, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New United Socialist Random Empire's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

The New United Socialist Random Empire is ranked 13,126th in the world and 6th in The United Federations for Most Stationary, with 1,924.14819215548 days.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 225thMost Patriotic: 236thHighest Average Tax Rates: 540thMost Developed: 560thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 589thLargest Governments: 592ndLongest Average Lifespans: 594thMost Secular: 618thHighest Poor Incomes: 653rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 760thHealthiest Citizens: 781stSmartest Citizens: 979thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,020thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,070thMost Influential: 1,340thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,342ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,489thBest Weather: 1,671stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,858thSafest: 2,221stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,363rdHighest Food Quality: 2,367thHighest Average Incomes: 2,369thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,432ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,447thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,486thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,551stMost Efficient Economies: 2,619thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,970thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,385thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,916thMost Authoritarian: 4,563rdMost Inclusive: 4,581stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,682ndHighest Economic Output: 5,513thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,193rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,437thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,725thMost Income Equality: 8,008thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,935thMost Stationary: 13,126thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,335thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,485thMost Conservative: 21,558thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,942ndMost Extreme: 26,087th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the region

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