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The New United Socialist Random Empire

Population5.003 billion

CapitalNew Chancia Randomia
LeaderSupereme Director Vladimir Random


The Holy Random Nation of The New United Socialist Random Empire is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Supereme Director Vladimir Random with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, rampant corporate plagiarism, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.003 billion New Randomians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chancia Randomia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Random economy, worth a remarkable 1,236 trillion Randoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 247,089 Randoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'sing-a-long with Supereme Director Vladimir Random' album is a popular souvenir, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, contestants on The New United Socialist Random Empire's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New United Socialist Random Empire's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

The New United Socialist Random Empire is ranked 131,752nd in the world and 81st in The United Federations for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,158.35 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Lowest Crime Rates: 448thMost Secular: 616thMost Developed: 785thHighest Average Tax Rates: 814thLongest Average Lifespans: 915thLargest Governments: 932ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,071stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,183rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,241stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,354thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,359thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,570thSmartest Citizens: 1,881stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,939thBest Weather: 2,150thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,220thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,226thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,410thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 3,061stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,127thMost Influential: 3,138thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,158thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,307thHighest Average Incomes: 3,609thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,749thMost Efficient Economies: 4,208thSafest: 4,484thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,104thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,632ndMost Inclusive: 5,692ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,902ndMost Cultured: 7,398thMost Authoritarian: 7,658thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,330thTop
Highest Economic Output: 14,787thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,723rdMost Conservative: 21,372ndMost Stationary: 22,428thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,484th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the region

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