The Republic of Oprainia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by John Wesley with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.379 billion Oprainians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oprainia City. The average income tax rate is 37.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Oprainian economy, worth 224 trillion Oprainian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,483 Oprainian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, John Wesley has just been declared ruler of Oprainia in an international press conference, Christianity has been named as Oprainia's national religion, and libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oprainia's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Oprainia is ranked 64,736^th in the world and 115^th in Wintreath for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.91 law-abiding acts per hour.