The Federal Democratic Republic of Nazel Geldiic is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kenlandor Paguewuch with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 4.902 billion Nazellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khavaslon Special District. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nazellian economy, worth 555 trillion Lamtas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,286 Lamtas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, and constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nazel Geldiic's national animal is the Huskies, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Communism.

Nazel Geldiic is ranked 261,751^st in the world and 242^nd in The Union of Democratic States for Most Primitive, scoring -196.67 on the Scary Big Number Scale.