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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 197thMost Rebellious Youth: 230thMost Advanced Public Transport: 435th
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Peoples Republic of TempleLandia

Population15.7 billion

CapitalHoney Badger City
LeaderHoney Badger
FaithTao of Honey Badger

AnimalHoney Badger

The Hot Mess of Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Honey Badger with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 15.7 billion TempleLandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honey Badger City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Peoples Republic of TempleLandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,491 trillion Quatloos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 286,098 Quatloos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, the nation is known as the cheapskates of the South Pacific, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime is totally unknown. Peoples Republic of TempleLandia's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tao of Honey Badger.

Peoples Republic of TempleLandia is ranked 153,223rd in the world and 5,354th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.57 Obesity Rate.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 197thMost Rebellious Youth: 230thMost Advanced Public Transport: 435thLargest Publishing Industry: 450thMost Advanced Public Education: 460thSmartest Citizens: 528thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 661stLargest Governments: 679thMost Efficient Economies: 707thHighest Average Tax Rates: 738thMost Subsidized Industry: 747thMost Inclusive: 758thMost Scientifically Advanced: 816thMost Cultured: 999thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,331stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,463rdMost Pacifist: 1,472ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,526thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,538thNicest Citizens: 1,642ndHighest Drug Use: 1,688thMost Secular: 1,794thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,908thMost Influential: 2,227thRudest Citizens: 2,319thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,341stTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,411thMost Developed: 2,485thHighest Economic Output: 2,518thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,375thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,324thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,496thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,804thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,303rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,370thLowest Crime Rates: 11,643rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,330thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,685thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,941stLargest Populations: 15,453rd
Largest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 29th in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the regionMost Inclusive: 33rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 35th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 37th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Pacifist: 47th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 50th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 53rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Secular: 59th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 67th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Developed: 76th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 84th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 88th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 116th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 151st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 172nd in the regionLargest Populations: 176th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 229th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 234th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 236th in the regionMost Influential: 256th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 265th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 329th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 377th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 447th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 150 » Erinor, Tsunamy, The naked people, Kiasu-ism, USNE2018, Amerion, Beepee, United States of Belvaria, Tsvetania, Yeses, Land Without Shrimp, Marinho Islands, Freedoom, Bawkie, JavaSiege, Nowa Europa, Bleakfoot, Holota, Concrete Slab, Westenhald, Ebonhand, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Qvait, Scu Greinne, Belschaft, Aumeltopia, St Oaks, The Solar System Scope, Farengeto, Tepertopia, PenguinPies, Gymnostan, Nova Montron, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Auphelia, Jehenna, Ralphburg, Curlyhoward, Volaworand, Kaleidescooptopia, Bohenia, Wehraboos, Soem, Aidenfieeld, Fighting Kawi Ninja, The Stolen Lands, Kandorith, Combras, Si-topia, Bear Connors Paradiso, and 100 others.Darakin, Three Rivia Levr, Sedunn, Rebel-topia, Daniels Hall, Crystal Creation, Podunkia, Rhetiaa, Ancient Slobovia, The United Expanse, Sanden, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The Two Jerseys, RestartAll, Pamela And Hepatitis, Direwolf1, Agletgreenia, Southern Numenor, Isokenzar, Beblahbleblo, Bergenu, Kholdan, North Kanuckistan, Yellunstryer, Anserisa, LadyRebels, SteamPunk Squirrels, Gidonia, Solanosco, United States of Mitch, Antarctic Empires, Aoz, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Drystar, Purple Hyacinth, Shefino, Tierra del Rey Carlos, Linden Oak, Cypheri, Noire Denholm, Drugged up Kitties, Sthalrim, Carthatska, Andinla, Ipugao, Blaash, Greater Scottdascoda, Seliyan progressive Islands, Aschenburg, Yeldarbsland, Neo-Saba, Phanama, Eastern Mekong, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Enplatia, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Centristvill, Calistan, Iym Winterless, Canmore, House Ahsanul, Unojo, Anatasha, Hawaiian Pizzas, Jammlandia, Kiani, New Sanet, Not Austria, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Banglazstrogaria, Utondara, Myness, Arizona2, Independent State of Arstotzka, Unielvan Millorvium, Astiaveth, Qaweritoyu, Mapico, Galebland, Manuck, Danily, Esfalsa, Terran Draconia, Sunsland, Vicken, Nyxonia, Holy Free, North Catimestistrianes, The Kies, Lyland, Fupiju, Bizzie, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, The American Anarchist Empire, Baltenlands, Northern Estrian Islands, Osheiga, Shantuary, Aurcania, and Drew Durrnil.

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