The Democratic Republic of Magyarmex is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 115 million Magyarmexians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 27.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Magyarmexian economy, worth 6.56 trillion Magyexes a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,019 Magyexes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, visiting the best Magyarmexian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magyarmex's national animal is the Timberdoodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Magyarmex is ranked 204,377^th in the world and 168^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Primitive, scoring -84.8 on the Scary Big Number Scale.