The World of Simone Republic is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Simone with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.418 billion Simonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Simonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,080 trillion Mones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 391,713 Mones, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,694,330 per year while the poor average 57,598, a ratio of 29.4 to 1.

A burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, and internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase. Crime is totally unknown. Simone Republic's national animal is the Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is God.

Simone Republic is ranked 4,566^th in the world and 179^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,646.21 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.