The Caucasi Federation of Druitch is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Daniel Gerst with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, vat-grown people, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 974 million Caucasi are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angers. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Caucas economy, worth 109 trillion Caucas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 111,944 Caucas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 586,919 per year while the poor average 11,435, a ratio of 51.3 to 1.

Half of Druitch just lost MyFace after space debris collided with a major communications satellite, citizens are grown in vats, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Druitch's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Druitch is ranked 88,107^th in the world and 2,287^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,348.33 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.