The Most Advanced Public Education in The North Pacific
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Bankowiata | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “United in diversity” | |
| 2. |  The Sleepy Orion Beary Way of Spooky Orion Bowshock | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Theirs Theirs; Ours Ours; Yours Yours.” | |
| 3. |  The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Nothing is truly worthless, except a lack of will.” | |
| 4. |  The Meowvellous Wonderful World of Valentine Z | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Have a splashing fun time! ♥” | |
| 5. |  The Superstate of Xenan Kingdom | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Glory to the Kingdom!” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of The Windmilluminati | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Do you want an apple?” | |
| 7. |  The Armed Republic of Maott | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Founded in 2003” | |
| 8. |  The United Socialist Republic of Furballland | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Sźempa Žémķörøw Éviszar Vődavikęti Lűgaitavötìgænì!” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Wilkshire | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Everyone for everyone else” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Zeternia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Peace in equality” |
