The Allied States of The Iron Lions is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Father Lionel Atrox with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 15.145 billion Iron Lions are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Father Lion's Hall. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Iron Lionisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,383 trillion Lionisian Crowns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,396 Lionisian Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices, the official Iron Lionisian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Iron Lions's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Iron Lions is ranked 2,277^th in the world and 81^st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 20,326.2 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.