The United States of Kruitezia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The Eternal Declan with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.03 billion Kruitezi are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vældun. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kruitezi economy, worth a remarkable 1,795 trillion Ĕgrons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 223,542 Ĕgrons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 928,881 per year while the poor average 35,218, a ratio of 26.4 to 1.

People with dyslexia are told to tough through it, civil servants are often voluntold to work for free, rich and poor neighborhoods are divided by the Red Line, and potatoes are known for their lead aftertaste. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kruitezia's national animal is the Gopher, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Declanism.

Kruitezia is ranked 3,187^th in the world and 156^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,208.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.