The Incorporated States of Johnstonsonstonsonland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Larry with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.997 billion Johnstonsonstonsonlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FengTown. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Johnstonsonstonsonlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,347 trillion Audits a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,316 Audits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, and academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Johnstonsonstonsonland's national animal is the Dik-dik, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Larry-ism.

Johnstonsonstonsonland is ranked 279,113^th in the world and 4,047^th in the Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -9.35 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.