The Sphurarchy of Marinas Island is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Marina with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.96 billion Marinas Islanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salt Witch Conclave. The average income tax rate is 59.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Marinas Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,170 trillion chocolate chip cookies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,853 chocolate chip cookies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Marinas Islanders believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, and polygamy is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marinas Island's national animal is the Commander Bella, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is NPO Discord.

Marinas Island is ranked 40,444^th in the world and 657^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.51 law-abiding acts per hour.