Population | 11.162 billion |
Capital | Boldaargarm Cata Tuwan |
Leader | Prince John IV |
Faith | Cubism |
Currency | julan |
Animal | tiger |
The Principality of Hamonistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prince John IV with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.162 billion Hamonistanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boldaargarm Cata Tuwan. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Hamonistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,206 trillion julans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,052 julans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, regional governors use national law books as toilet paper, Prince John IV steals from the rich and gives to the needy, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamonistan's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cubism.
Hamonistan is ranked 263,631st in the world and 72nd in Capitalist Paradise for Most Primitive, scoring -204.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hamonistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality, Most Stationary, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Hamonistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Hamonistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Hamonistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Hamonistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Hamonistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Following new legislation in Hamonistan, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in Hamonistan, Prince John IV steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
- : Following new legislation in Hamonistan, regional governors use national law books as toilet paper.
- : Following new legislation in Hamonistan, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » Snorlaxia, UNDelegate, Arbonium, Octal, Kaputer, LadyFasterkittens, and Woogus.