The Part Time Troll Nation of GraVandius is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Antonio GraVandius with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.505 billion GraVandiusians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vandius City. The average income tax rate is 85.5%.

The frighteningly efficient GraVandiusian economy, worth a remarkable 3,863 trillion Dramacas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 164,374 Dramacas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Replacement organs are grown in vats, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, the sound of silence from abandoned Violetist temples is deafening, and fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GraVandius's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vandianism.

GraVandius is ranked 135,132^nd in the world and 609^th in Europeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 750.25 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.