The Grand Chainlands of Jinwoy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Raya Minibung with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 28.113 billion Jinwoyins enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilaporei. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Jinwoyin economy, worth a remarkable 5,191 trillion Jinwoyin Buroes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,680 Jinwoyin Buroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students abandon classrooms for online education, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and there's no such thing as a safe bet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jinwoy's national animal is the Jinwoyin Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Intentionally Not Defined.

Jinwoy is ranked 2,838^th in the world and 145^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 140.87 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.