The Candle in the WA office of Kainin is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rainin with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.943 billion Kaininians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of World Assembly Offices. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaininian economy, worth 531 trillion Candle Waxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 180,629 Candle Waxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laws are littered with references to cheese, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kainin's national animal is the Christmas Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Kainin is ranked 49,674^th in the world and 1,090^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 39.98 kickbacks per hour.