The Commonwealth of Sarmatia-Germania is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 203 million Sarmatian-Germanic peoples live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The thriving Sarmatian-Germanic race economy, worth 14.1 trillion Sarmatian-Germanic denarii a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 69,384 Sarmatian-Germanic denarii, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 296,920 per year while the poor average 10,394, a ratio of 28.6 to 1.

Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, the tenet of free speech is held dear, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Sarmatia-Germania, and the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sarmatia-Germania's national animal is the Sarmatian-Germanic elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sarmatia-Germania is ranked 283,701^st in the world and 6,243^rd in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 5.87 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.