The Oppressed Peoples of EVIL Texas is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 213 million EVIL Texans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.4%.

The powerhouse EVIL Texan economy, worth 14.9 trillion pennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 69,799 pennies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 213,223 per year while the poor average 17,710, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Not all rivers run to the sea, oranges have been renamed to avoid trademark infringement, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, and tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EVIL Texas's national animal is the bearded dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

EVIL Texas is ranked 91,486^th in the world and 86^th in Benigtopia for Safest, scoring 86.71 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.