The Kingdom of Isatolopia is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 232 million Isatolopians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Education, although Law & Order, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The very strong Isatolopian economy, worth 13.1 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 56,613 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 167,957 per year while the poor average 14,974, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, nose plugs are the latest Isatolopian fashion accessory, the economy is green and the air is black, and priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Isatolopia's national animal is the tiger of rights, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Isatolopia is ranked 59,819^th in the world and 70^th in Benigtopia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 51,857.8 Standard Monetary Units.