The Sultanate of KVon is a very large, genial nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 243 million KVonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 10.0%.

The strong KVonian economy, worth 15.8 trillion Vonians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,128 Vonians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. KVon's national animal is the capybara, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

KVon is ranked 3,359^th in the world and 4^th in Benigtopia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,108.96 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.