The United Socialist States of Dugin is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 178 million Duginians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Duginian economy, worth 2.54 trillion Dugin-Rubels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 14,295 Dugin-Rubels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dugin's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dugin is ranked 316,041^st in the world and 647^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Developed, scoring 46.83 on the Human Development Index.