The Demokratische Bundesrepublik of Deutschsland is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Bundeskanzler Friedrich Merz with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.857 billion Deutsches are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Deutsche economy, worth a remarkable 4,476 trillion Mark Der Demokratische Bundesrepubliks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 412,354 Mark Der Demokratische Bundesrepubliks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, factories are beating plows into swords, the doctor has cold hands, and scientists take credit every time it rains in Liberal Democratic Union. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deutschsland's national animal is the Groß Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Kirche Von Demokratische Republik.

Deutschsland is ranked 31,912^th in the world and 16^th in Liberal Democratic Union for Most Developed, scoring 82.21 on the Human Development Index.