The Subulev of Sjevre is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Paulis von Rozenbahs with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 7.306 billion Savraan are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lelies. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sjevrean economy, worth 796 trillion Liberos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,067 Liberos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime Minister Paulis von Rozenbahs steals from the rich and gives to the needy, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Lelies, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and the art of conversation has been rediscovered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sjevre's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jelothinism.

Sjevre is ranked 22,045^th in the world and 11^th in Liberal Democratic Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.08 law-abiding acts per hour.