by Max Barry

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 467thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 541stRudest Citizens: 1,033rd
The Federal Republic of
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Population12.841 billion

LeaderChief Executive Ashley Lavelle


The Federal Republic of Wizlandia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chief Executive Ashley Lavelle with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.841 billion Wizlandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lorenvia. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wizlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,166 trillion Wizcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 246,616 Wizcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and where your food came from is an unknowable mystery. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Wizlandia's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neoliberalism.

Wizlandia is ranked 90,912th in the world and 52nd in Liberal Democratic Union for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,399.83 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 467thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 541stRudest Citizens: 1,033rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,064thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,254thHighest Crime Rates: 1,283rdFattest Citizens: 1,360thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,453rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,501stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,879thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,020thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,099thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,149thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,176thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,747thSmartest Citizens: 3,166thMost Armed: 3,298thHighest Average Incomes: 3,677thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,852ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,236thHighest Economic Output: 4,468thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,903rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,987thMost Efficient Economies: 5,501stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,566thMost Inclusive: 7,669thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,089thMost Cultured: 10,703rdTop
Most Secular: 13,188thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,493rdMost Corrupt Governments: 13,625thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,140thLargest Governments: 19,225thLargest Black Market: 19,320thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,221stMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,877thMost Influential: 21,989thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,066thLargest Populations: 22,067thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,995th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wizlandia lodged a message on the Liberal Democratic Union Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizlandia, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizlandia, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizlandia, the CEO of Laws Incorporated must sign off on all new bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizlandia, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizlandia, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Wizlandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protected Working Leave"".
  • : Following new legislation in Wizlandia, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizlandia, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Wizlandia, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.


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