The Consolidation of Delsglade is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archon Vesh with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 7.912 billion Delsgladites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delsglade City. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Delsgladean economy, worth 588 trillion dararins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,371 dararins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, eminent domain has been abolished, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime is almost non-existent. Delsglade's national animal is the warhawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Obscured Order.

Delsglade is ranked 7,341^st in the world and 173^rd in the Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 181.55 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.