The Arctic Realm of Cat Army is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Cathrine Catsworth with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.758 billion Defender Extremists enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catital. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Feline economy, worth a remarkable 1,796 trillion Mice a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 205,094 Mice, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, selling advanced CPUs to anti-Feline terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders, and 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cat Army's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Defender Extremism.

Cat Army is ranked 5,420^th in the world and 21^st in the Outback for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 543.32 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.