The High Realm of Golgotho is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Petrovitch with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, enslaved workforce, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.204 billion Golgothans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbs-Sanguinis-Sancti. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Golgothan economy, worth 825 trillion Nomismata a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 196,411 Nomismata, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golgotho's national animal is the Aquila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Jyggalag.

Golgotho is ranked 4,807^th in the world and 12^th in the Outback for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 58,182.59 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.