The Community of Boyottlaand Yuth is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Steve French with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.503 billion Boyottlaanders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Bingleton. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Yuthian economy, worth 89.0 trillion Złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 59,213 Złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, and weekends are spent tilting at windmills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boyottlaand Yuth's national animal is the Orange Tabby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Boyottlaand Yuth is ranked 54,267^th in the world and 394^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Poor Incomes, with 52,353.94 Standard Monetary Units.