The Republic of Bingleborpia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stevia Bonebreak with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 6.188 billion Bingleborpians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grossenborpenberg. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bingleborpian economy, worth 997 trillion borboes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 161,252 borboes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera", the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Grossenborpenberg for fear of causing a fuss, death is nobody's business, and the government is plagued with uncertainty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bingleborpia's national animal is the Bonobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ishtaritu.

Bingleborpia is ranked 304,225^th in the world and 454^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -13.13 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.